Tag: funny
member name: Gary (aka: William Pinn) J.
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February 05, 2007 12:23 AM EST --
YEEEEHAAAW!
Howdy, Pardner! Welcome to the Wyatt Earp Roundup Review!
(Banjo music playin' in the background.)
Are you ready for some redneck rootin-tootin western shootouts and some pearly-neck . . .
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February 06, 2007 02:26 PM EST --
Jamie: Hey everybody, I’m Jamie Kennedy, and welcome to the Jamie Kennedy Experiment ! ( Cheers and applause from the studio audience. ) This is the show where Candid Camera meets Saturday Night . . .
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August 22, 2009 08:58 PM EDT --
The year is 2020. Yes, you live in a box now. You can't come and go as you please, because you might hurt yourself or other citizens.
You can't see out of your box and no one can see in. If your box . . .
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September 30, 2009 07:32 PM EDT --
IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! Science finally proves what was thought to be impossible!
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February 06, 2007 02:02 PM EST --
Deep in the woods of the Pacific North West, a group of biologists are searching for a rare creature. “Look! There it is!” one cries out. The hairy creature walked on its hind . . .
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February 02, 2007 09:16 PM EST --
Technical Note
Misspelled words and bad grammar in this review are done on purpose to simulate the western dialect used by this reviewer.
YEEEHAAW!
Howdy, Pardner! . . .
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February 03, 2007 02:53 AM EST --
Technical Note
Misspelled words and bad grammar in this review are done on purpose to simulate the western dialect of this author.
Howdy Pardner,
Have ya tried that new . . .
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February 02, 2007 07:30 PM EST --
Technical Note
Misspelled words and bad grammar in this review are done on purpose to simulate the western dialect of this author
Howdy Pardner,
Once upon a time . . .
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February 07, 2007 06:33 PM EST --
Technical note
Misspelled words and bad grammar in this review are done on purpose to simulate the western dialect of this reviewer.
PPPPPPPPPPPT!
Howdy Pardner! I’m Will Pinn . . .
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February 07, 2007 06:57 PM EST --
(Cut to Wayne Campbell’s garage. Camera zooms in for a close up of Wayne’s World. Wayne and Garth are sitting on a couch playing severely out-out-of tune guitars. )
Wayne and Garth: . . .
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February 16, 2007 05:21 PM EST --
WP: O-K...so I watched the 18 or so half-hour shows, the one-hour specials, the outtakes and commentary of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment-The Complete Second Season DVD.
Let me tell you. The second season . . .
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March 24, 2008 04:19 AM EDT --
"Anyone can paint an apple," said Pablo Picasso. The question is, are you a true artist? Can you paint an apple that is hanging from a tree, a tree that holds a tree house belonging to a sad . . .
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March 31, 2008 01:47 PM EDT --
OK, so you're an Atheist. You don't believe in God. Well, neither do Apes and cockroaches. (LOL! Sorry, I could not resist that dig. Please forgive me, or maybe you can't cause . . .
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August 22, 2008 04:19 PM EDT --
From the door of my mother's womb to the door of an eternal tomb, I find my way. I struggle. So many doors open and close. Some have a welcome mat, some slam on my nose!
Standing in front of a . . .
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October 07, 2008 01:14 AM EDT --
I am just a three-dimensional man living in three spatial dimensions: length, width and thickness. Scientists consider time a fourth dimension, but it is not like the other three.
Time has no width . . .
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February 07, 2007 06:40 PM EST --
Howdy pardner!
Once upon a time thar was two gold miners: Slim and Jim. They was up in Northern California somewheres, but nowheres in particular. Ya see, when ya dig fer gold, and ya ain’t . . .
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May 15, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
Hi, how ya doin'? So you're a big fan of sunsets and sunrises. You really dig those spectacular images posted here on gather. Well, I feel ya! I saw some cool sunset photos, . . .
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November 18, 2008 12:45 AM EST --
July 18, 64 A.D. I remember it well. It was the commencement of a conflagration, a fiery hell that burned for six days and seven nights, consuming seventy . . .
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December 03, 2008 01:34 AM EST --
In his book "The Blind Watchmaker" author Richard Dawkins described a computer program he designed to simulate evolution. He called the creatures that evolved in his virtual world . . .
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November 23, 2008 06:28 PM EST --
Hey there, Gathermites!
Are you sick and tired of having to divide your content between pictures and articles? Do you kick the couch and stub your toe out of frustration? Well stub . . .
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