Tag: reviews
member name: Gary (aka: William Pinn) J.
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February 11, 2007 03:58 PM EST --
You will enjoy watching this film as long as you do one little thing: Forget all you know about Roman history. To enjoy this film, I personally had to drill a hole in my skull, attach a shunt, and drain . . .
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February 15, 2007 12:59 PM EST --
Good day, mate!
Let me put another shrimp on the barby for ya. Go ahead and grab a beer and pull up a chair. I have some juicy gossip for you, do I ever! It's all about Muriel Heslop (Toni Collette). . . .
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February 15, 2007 01:14 PM EST --
Would you sell your soul? If you did, how much do you think you would get for it? Well, Elliott Richards (Brendan Fraser) got seven wishes. Why seven wishes? Well, there's seven days in the week, seven . . .
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February 05, 2007 05:15 PM EST --
Thou doth not need be a Shakespeare elite
to comprehend CliffsComplete.
I doth not protest too much when I say
that the commentary therein translates the play.
The introduction tells of Shakespeare . . .
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February 08, 2007 07:57 PM EST --
Chariots of Fire
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my Arrows of Desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of Fire! –William Blake
My Challenge
When I . . .
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February 11, 2007 08:18 PM EST --
Judah Ben-Hur
Several fathoms beneath the Mediterranean sea there lies the ruins of a sunken Roman ship, and the rusted chains and shackles that restrain skeletons (formally galley slaves). One shackle . . .
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February 11, 2007 08:28 PM EST --
I sleep after the drudgery of another day of the rat race that only ends when the messenger of death comes calling. While I sleep I can dream; I can be anyone, anything, and be anywhere—it is Beyond . . .
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February 12, 2007 12:43 AM EST --
A montage in my mind flashes images and sounds of Fredrick Chopin and Nazi Germany. Soloists Januz Olejniczak, Wladyslaw Szpilman, and the Warsaw Philharmonic form the soundtrack tripod that supports . . .
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February 12, 2007 11:41 PM EST --
Good day, mate!
Put a shrimp on the barby, grab a beer and pull up a chair. Let me tell you about Jim Craig (played by Tom Burlinson), The Man From Snowy River.
Actually, Jim lives in the mountains of . . .
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February 13, 2007 11:28 PM EST --
He stares at his wife's picture as he sits alone in the dark. She is deceased--a victim of a car bomb that was meant for him. Tears well up in his eyes. "I miss you..." He puts a gun in his . . .
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February 14, 2007 11:13 PM EST --
Who the hell is Dell Griffith? Oh yeah...he's that shower curtain ring sales-guy. He's kind of a big dumb ox and a bull in a china shop. Well, I guess he can't be both an ox and a bull, can . . .
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February 14, 2007 11:23 PM EST --
She remembers the tragedy as though it happened yesterday. Her little sister and she were invited to a party. It seemed like a fun thing to do, but it turned out to be a nightmare.
She still . . .
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February 08, 2007 07:44 PM EST --
Hail to Alexander!
He threw his spear into the sand,
And claimed all Persia for his land
Of Macedon and avenging Greece,
To return to Jason the Golden Fleece. --William Pinn
My Adventure
A fortnight . . .
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February 12, 2007 12:22 AM EST --
In the beginning...during the opening credits...the sun...radiates in the dark endless pit of space that seems to stretch to infinity—like the runtime of this film. A comet appears—the quality . . .
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February 13, 2007 11:05 PM EST --
What would you do if your best friend was going to marry another woman? Especially when it just hit you that you are in love with him? Would you tell him how you feel?
Nah! That would be too easy--the . . .
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February 08, 2007 07:50 PM EST --
The following simulated interview was created from trivia facts and quotes of Barry White
WP: Hello everyone, I’m William Pinn and welcome to my review of the Barry White All-Time Greatest Hits . . .
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February 05, 2007 01:31 AM EST --
Here, in my opinion, are the ten worst songs of all time:
10. Why Don’t We Do It In The Road? by the Beatles. Actually, it was recorded by just Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney in 1968. The other . . .
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February 05, 2007 12:23 AM EST --
YEEEEHAAAW!
Howdy, Pardner! Welcome to the Wyatt Earp Roundup Review!
(Banjo music playin' in the background.)
Are you ready for some redneck rootin-tootin western shootouts and some pearly-neck . . .
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February 05, 2007 04:05 PM EST --
RODERIGO, A RICH MAN , yet a poor desperate fellow,
Paid Iago to help him court Desdemona who married Othello.
Scorned as he can be
That Desdemona would marry Othello and not he.
He is an ensign under . . .
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February 05, 2007 03:36 PM EST --
KING HENRY'S PLAN to lead a crusade
Is interrupted by military news:
Against the Welsh Rebel whose name is Glyndwr,
Henry's army in the south did lose.
Young Harry Percy (nicknamed Hotspur)
Who . . .
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